Flash of lightening

Ella: Mom, can we look at pictures on your blog?
Me: Sure
Ella: Stop! Look at that picture! (Points to the picture of herself shown above). Do you think that looks like a total rock star?
Me: Yes
Ella: But mom, It's just me.
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Ella: Mom, what does that man's sign say?
Me: It says "Looking for work"
Ella: Why is he looking for work?
Me: It's hard for lots of people to find jobs right now.
Ella: Why does he even want to do work?
Me: So that he can earn some money to buy food, and a place to live.
Ella: I have some jobs he could do, and I would give him some of my pom pom's so that he could buy himself a house, then he could just clean his own house.
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Ella: Did you wonder what that flash of lightening was that zoomed down the hall so fast?
Me: Yep.
Ella: Were you like, "What the heck is that flash of lightening?"
Me: I was.
Ella: It was just me!