A private phone call to Elmo

Lily: Mom, I'm going to make a phone call, so don't listen to it, or follow me to my room.

She learned to run to her room and shut the door while she talks on the phone by watching her silly sister Ella.

Lily: Hello. Am I talking to Elmo? Yes. Hi, my name is Lily Jones. I wanted to tell you that I am Lily Jones and not Barbie. Even though I look like Barbie, I am Lily Jones.
Goodbye.

I really didn't follow her, she just has a loud voice.

Important & cute

Lily: mom, I need to tell you something important and cute.
Me: what is it?
Lily: we should go to Lizzleeland.

I don't know about important, but it was defiantly cute!

Lily: dad, I need to tell you something important and cute & even cuter.
Tyler: okay.
Lily: let's go to Target in 6 days.

3 year old kids are funny

Me: Put this away please. Lily: I can't. Me: Why? Lily: Because I'm a bad helper. I very bad helper.

Lily crying hysterically: Mom, dad won't share his big machine for work with me.

I told my kids we might go to Disneyland this year. Lily: I don't want to go to Disneyland. Me: What do you want to do? Lily: I want to go on a clothing shopping spree.